sexaulity:

when ya friend jim getting a lil antsy

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bontakunkeion:

Acoustic cover of me crying



plasticbagvevo:

checking tumblr in public

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Text Flirting Tip: Don’t reply immediately. Play it cool, wait for a minute, then eventually forget to reply and ruin everything


octupac:

u hate me?? wow so much in common already


slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"


  • teacher: where is your homework
  • me: queued

egg-rolls:

my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats