doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices
Do you ever see a post you swear you’ve never seen before but still
Seriously though your period is like coming home one day and finding that your spouse has constructed this entire new baby bedroom inside your house and you have to tell them “Sweetie we don’t have a baby” and then your spouse FLIPS THE FUCK OUT like “The FUCK do you mean we don’t have a baby I DID ALL THIS WORK” and then they spend the next week tearing the whole room apart and throwing it out into the street and screaming at you and then finally when the room is completely gutted they calm down and say “It’s okay hon we’ll have a baby next month” and then they start building the room again AND THIS SHIT KEEPS GOING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNTIL YOU HIT LIKE 50 AND THEN YOUR SPOUSE LEAVES YOU BUT NOT BEFORE SETTING THE WHOLE HOUSE ON FIRE SO IT’S NEVER THE SAME AGAIN
I love that first kid in the class that screams “OH MY GOD ITS SNOWING” and the whole class turns and looks out the window and freaks out like they’ve never seen snow
I live in Texas and this is a legit thing.
friends are constantly coming to me for advice about their relationships and love lives and i’m just
the majestic flapflaps…
Wait, are those breaching mantas?
no they are the majestic flapflaps
Ask a marine biologist. They will tell you those are majestic flapflaps.
Actually I am a marine biologist and those are in fact lesser spotted majestic flapflaps.
wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)
what the hell are you
if i die young it better be from eating raw cookie dough